The original – the best! Look at the haircuts! Yet how the mighty have fallen:
George Michael & Boy George - Law botherers.
Sting – Annoying lute player.
Bono & Jools Holland - Perpetual twats.
Spandau Ballet – Desperate and reformed.
Paul Weller - Kings of Leon fan.
Bob Geldof – Father of twats.
Paul McCartney – Overpricer of tickets.
Bananarama, Phil Collins, Paul Young, Status Quo and Kool and the Gang come out of it well… Still, great cause.