This is hilarious. So Eminem said a few things about Mariah Carey on his ‘Bagpipes From Baghdad’ track off the Relapse album:
“Locked in Mariah’s wine cellar all I had for lunch,
was red wine more red wine and captain crunch.
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
and to soak up in an between snack crackers to munch.
Mariah what ever happened to us? why did we have to break up?
All I asked for was a glass of punch.”
Who cared? Maria’s new husband, Nick Cannon who blogged:
“You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our art form like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!”
What a tit.
Ironically, it’s driven Eminem to produce his best tune and lyric in ages. In this pathetic war of words, I know whose side I’m on.